Top 25 Facebook Status - Lustig!




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Top 25 Facebook Status - Lustig!

In letzter Zeit ist Facebook so berühmt und wichtig für die moderne Gesellschaft geworden, dass fast jeder ein wenig Zeit damit verbringt. Meistens sieht man sich dann die Statusnachrichten seiner Bekannten an, die jedoch selten informativ oder wirklich lustig sind. Aber im Internet findet man ja bekanntlich so ziemlich alles und deswegen präsentiere ich hier die Top 25 lustigsten Facebook Status im Web, von denen die meisten aus einer Applikation sind, welche sich "Status Kings" nennt. Ich wünsche euch viel Spaß beim Lesen!

TOP 25

  • Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
  • ...would rather check her facebook than face her checkbook.
  • If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!
  • Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!
  • Wonders if that is snow outside or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed...
  • I liked your status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for liking your status!!!
  • Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". You're welcome.
  • ...is fighting ninjas.
  • ...doesn't "need" to be liked. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this, compulsive, need, to be liked. Like my need to be praised.
  • does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair!
  • scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.
  • The man who smiles when things go terribly wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
  • Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.
  • What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
  • Dear Maths, All my life you made me find your X !!! Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please move on!!! Regards, Frustrated Student
  • If we're not supposed to have late night snacks.. why is there a light in the fridge?
  • ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
  • This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
  • Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud.
  • I'm the author of my life.Unfortunately I'm writing in pen so I can't erase my mistakes.
  • I just change the name of my Ipod to "the titanic" so whenever i plug it in to my computer it says "the titanic is syncing".
  • ...had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
  • A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
  • I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.




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